What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:16

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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